BYOV and ANT KILLER

Yep, I'm about to have one big fat pity party. So break out the violin..

Today has been something.. First off I didn't sleep well last night and I was tanked this morning.. When my alarm went off at 5:50, I wanted to cry..

DISCLAIMER AHEAD: I LOVE MY PARENTS AND I OWE THEM MY LIFE, THEY ARE THE BEST PARENTS A GIRL COULD ASK FOR.. However, they are very negative.. I mean if there is something to find to go wrong they will pick and prod at it.. So I had to listen to my dad tell me how he isn't ready to put his house on the market, because by god the job situation with J-man doesn't sound promising.. Huh, he has only been there a week and had a interview for 3 different positions today.. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but a week isn't that long to find a job.. I just had to end the conversation at that point.. One time I was glad my children were acting like hellions children having fun..

Then my hinges on my laptop screen broke and I now have to prop it up on something to keep it from falling.. And as if that wasn't enough to make my heart stop because you know my computer is my life stress outlet, the backspace button pops off as well..

Of course any day wouldn't be complete with out my dog Little Foot pulling of his diaper and peeing on the floor .. Yep, gotta love my little green machine..

You see where this is all going it just keeps getting better for heaven sake.. I then decide I needed a coffee and Starbucks is out of the question.. Because, not only does our little town not have a starbucks with a drive-thru, they also close at 6:00.. So, Sonic here we come.. A Carmel mocha java chiller will have to do.. But, oh wait I can't have that because Tiny Mite has this mystery mucousy poop that the Dr. and lab can't figure out.. So I have decided on my own to go milk free and see if that helps.. Can't hurt right.. HMM well that shot the Java Chiller to the depths of the fiery place..I order a cherry coke instead.. Princess could not be more thrilled.. Because, you see as much as I love frozen coffees ,Princess loves cherries.. And that meant cherries for her.. So, I ask for Xtra cherries because I'm just a great mom.. HEY I am, or at least she thought so at that moment.. The nice girl comes with my cherry coke and I say are there Xtra cherries in there, you sure will make princesses day.. She says yes ma'am there is.. So, I get home and start digging at the bottom of my route 44 cherry coke, so that Princess can enjoy the cherries and I can enjoy my drink in peace.. Yep, you can guess what happens next.. NOT ONE freakin frackin cherry.. For the love of god, don't they know you can't mess with Princess and her cherries, especially when Momma Princess has had a day from the depths of the fiery place.. Yeah, it wasn't good.. Some how it was my fault..

But, wait just when you thought I was going to end this post, its time to break out that ANT KILLER I asked for.. Because you see I went to feed the dog and ants were all in his food and then I went to throw away something and there were ants at the bottom of my pantry.. So, I sprayed them and mopped them and sprayed some more.. Because you know I'm not busy enough as it is.. I'm loosing this war with ants.. I mean they are even attacking me in my mail box.. UMM hello, did they not get the message there are only bills in there (which they could gladly pay) no ones sending me chocolate..

Alright I must go try to get some sleep.. See this big baby is scared at night and doesn't sleep well when J-Man is gone.. It will be over soon, I have faith..OH and you may start playing those violins now..